Review Eliza’s Holiday by A.L. Haddix

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Sometimes you just have to be willing to throw your need for a plot right out the window, and just enjoy the sex. Eliza’s Holiday is a perfect example of this. This is another Christmas story that I did not quite get to over the holidays. The story has very little to do with Christmas other than a Christmas party happens in the background.

The story centers on Eliza who is feeling naughty this Christmas. How does she intend to satisfy her itch, with a foursome of course? She has two friends named Heather and Liam. The story is four sex scenes. The scenes are Eliza with her husband, her husband and Heather, Eliza and Liam, and all four of them together.

There is good heat and the variety varies more than enough to keep things interesting. Eliza is very good at utilizing two men at once. There is also some BDSM thrown into the mix. It is not very involved but enough to give a taste.

There is not very much to this story, but if you are looking for a good porn reading experience, definitely check this one out.

 

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New Work From author Jacob Bennet

I am pleased to announce my second published story. The story is called Arena Erotica: Janicus. It is a dystopian erotica story set in the future where man has been forced to live underground. Life is so harsh that it has reverted back to the days where the people were distracted from their lives by arena competition. In this world, gladiators do not kill each other. They fight in the arena without killing, and the winner is rewarded by having sex with a woman on display for the entire arena to see.

The main protagonist of the story is Janicus. It is her duty to have sex with the champion of the arena, despite her lack of feelings for him. Lately she has not been giving the shows she is known for because of her disappointment in partners. When the arena has the opportunity for a special backer, her life is in jeopardy if she cannot please the benefactor.

While meeting the benefactor, Janicus and the other women are introduced to a group of men that are charged with generating electricity for their society. Janicus becomes attracted to one of those men, and gains new purpose in the arena.

I hope you will all check out my story, and write a review and recommend it to your friends. It is available for your Kindle reader.

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Review – Naughty Elf by Tiger Lily

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I hope everyone had a great Holiday Season! For my last entry for the year, I thought I would end on a high note and review the best Christmas erotica I read this year. Naughty Elf is a basic story of a woman who is successful and it engaged to a man who is even more successful, but is boring in bed. She is constantly hit on by another man and eventually gives in to his wishes and she has the best sex of her life.

What makes this story unique and enjoyable is the Christmas elf spin on it. Ginger is an elf in the wrapping department of Santa’s workshop. She is up for a promotion to be the head of that department. She is also engaged to another manager. All is well until she gets a tap on her window from Jack Frost. Jack harasses her until she agrees to go with him back to his place. He entices her to drink brandy, which makes her “warm.” He tells her about “special kisses” which intrigues her. It is the first time Ginger has oral sex.

The plot is a bit cliché. Her fiancé is boring. The other man tempts her, even though she knows he is bad news. Ginger is very easy to fall in love with. She has a very naïve nature that still comes off as mature. She has a childlike curiosity that I have never seen in any other protagonist of erotic stories. She is very old but still has much to learn about sex. Her innocence causes you to root for her when she experiences the joys of first oral sex.

Jack Frost is also a good character. He makes a much better horny foil than Santa Claus would in my opinion. Santa to me is more about the spirit of generosity and good will. I have read stories that make Santa into the pervert and to me, something about that does not sit well with me. Jack Frost has always been a symbol of mischief and carefree fun. It is not so much of a stretch to see him throwing conventional norms to the wind and convince a young elf lady to stray.

You should definitely read this one if you are in the mood for a Christmas pick me up. Would it be good all year round? If you enjoy Christmas a lot, and are looking to keep the spirit within you and your loins, then yes, it is good anytime.

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Mrs. Claus Get’s Elfed 2 North Poled by Sapphire Del Rey

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Well, we are combining the December stories with the October stories today. It is definitely a Christmas story, but this one also has a bit of monster porn in that a woman has sex with elves. This is the second story in the series, so I missed much of the background story. From what I can tell, Santa Claus married a stripper, and she likes to have sex with the elves when he is gone. Apparently, he is gone a lot.

Her favorite elf, Steve, convinces her to put on a strip tease for the elves. She dances for them and an orgy ensues.

I am not into gang-bang stories that much. They can be entertaining and even hot, but it takes some real eloquence to pull it off properly. I guess one can find it funny to think of a hot Mrs. Claus banging the elves in the shop to keep up morale and increase productivity. The elves have a sex toyshop and there is also a lingerie workshop fun by the female elves.

Basically, this is a quick story with Mrs. Claus and the elves having an orgy. If this sounds like something you would find amusing, give it a read. I will not give this a recommendation though.

 

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Review – Frozen Delight by Saffron Sands

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I got this story thinking it would have something to do with Christmas. It did not. I guess the “frozen” in the title made me think of snow, winter, then Christmas. Moral of the story: Don’t judge a book by its title.

The protagonist of the story is another successful woman who does not want a relationship, but is horny. She wants the guy who delivers frozen treats right to her house every week. (Who does that?) There is not much of a seduction. She barely says anything to him. She shows some cleavage, and the fun begins.

I think this may be the first time I read a solo scene, or at least one that I did not write myself. You get to see the woman and the man masturbate in the shower. The point of view also changes without so much as a scene break. The solo action and the sex scene at the end make the story. There is some good heat there. That is pretty much the only thing it has going for it.

I looked at this story on amazon, and it has much praise there. On Goodreads opinions seem to be split.

This story is basically a quickie. If that is what you are looking for check this one out.

Review – Naughty but Nice by Kenny Wright

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Merry Christmas to all!

Since tis the season, I figured it would be appropriate to feature some Christmas themed erotica. I have never read this type of erotica before, but when I read this story, I cannot say that the overall tone of the story left me surprised. This story is meant to bring warmth to the heart as well as every other naughty bit. In the effort to bring warmth, some of the heat gets lost in translation.

The story is told from the perspective of a photographer named Dan. He takes pictures of kids with Santa and he has to dress as an elf all day to do it. One mother of a difficult child catches his eye. He also has an ongoing fantasy about having sex with a female elf in Santa’s chair in the middle of the mall. While he is putting all Christmas items away on Christmas Eve, the mother comes back in a makeshift elf costume and the fun begins.

I did like the story and the positive message that it sent. It was just a basic “no need to be alone on the holidays” telling, but it did have a charm. It is possible to relate to Dan and get behind him as a person. First person perspective though makes for a strange situation when the man describes his body more than he describes the woman’s, but that is how you do it in female oriented erotica.

The sex scene lacked, to the detriment of the story. There was an added element of possibly being caught, but that did not make up for the restrained description and feeling that the author did not want to risk being too raunchy for a Christmas story.

If you are looking for a short, heartwarming story with a little sex thrown in, you may enjoy this one.

Ghost writing gone too far?

A trend I have noticed lately has me a bit concerned. To be honest, this has been going on a long time and I do not see it ending any time soon. I wanted to make people aware though and explain especially how it pertains to erotica.

Ghost writing is the practice of hiring somebody to write the story for you, and then you publish it under your own name and get the profits for the books sales yourself. All genres of books do this, not just erotica. This is perfectly legal, as the “author” is entering into a contract with the ghost writer up front. The ghostwriter is paid a fee for the work, and then essentially sells the author his work to do with as he pleases. When somebody purchases the book however, the person who bought the story gets the profits, not the person who actually wrote it. As with almost everything, there is a positive and negative side to this.

There are some instances when ghost writing is necessary. Sometimes authors die before then can finish a series and a ghostwriter has to take over, but they will publish it under the original author’s name. The best example of this is V.C. Andrews and her “Flowers in the attic” series. V.C. Andrews died in the late eighties. The publishers hired Andrew Neiderman, a formal high school English teacher to finish the series. It is good for the fans of the series because they finished reading the series. It is also good for the publishers because they made more money from the series. Take that for what you will.

There are also times series get just too big for one person to write and publish in a timely fashion. A good example of this is the “Goosebumps” series by R.L. Stine. There are so many books in the series Stine had no choice but to use ghostwriters. Since the stories were all their own entities, there is no real need for continuity or the same voice throughout the stories. With that kind of a series, you can have many cooks without spoiling the pot.

One thing I do have a problem with is when a celebrity adds his or her name to a book, or series and then “collaborates” with a ghostwriter to create a story but only the celebrities name is on the cover. A good example of this would be the “Tekwar” series by William Shatner. Apparently, Shatner started taking notes on the set of Star Trek 5 that eventually became the “Tekwar” series. He could not bring the story to life though without the aid of ghostwriter Ron Goulart. The marketing of the book, failed to mention a ghostwriter. People bought the book thinking that Shatner wrote the entire story with no help. You cannot blame people considering his name took up 30% of the cover while some covers even said that the book was “from Star Trek’s Captain Kirk.” It is a clever marketing ploy, but in my opinion, it is a cheap and deceptive one.

So what does this mean for erotica? There are many erotica stories that involve ghost writing to some extent. I know some of you are thinking, “Why should I care as long as I like the story?” This is a valid point for the reader. If you take enjoyment out of the story or series, maybe you should not be concerned where your money ends up. Consider this though, how many erotica stories are on the market? More than you would care to count I imagine. How do you find the best ones if you cannot rely upon word of mouth? Yes, you can look at reviews, but almost all stories will have reviews. Would you rather read a story with the actual author’s name on the cover, or somebody who just paid somebody else to write the story for a profit?

There is a growing trend with the advent of self-published e-books for people to either buy somebody else’s story, or pay them a minimal fee to write one and then publish it under their own name. I myself have been approached a few times to do some freelance writing for erotica stories. The money they were offering was insulting to say the least, five dollars a story to be precise. I turned that down. I did the research on ghost writing and was shocked to see people explaining how to “get lots of disposable income” by buying stories they did not write. They flood the market with hundreds of e-books under their name diluting the pool of genuine stories. This is also done with non-fiction by the way. There are people making thousands a month with this strategy. Now I have nothing against people making money, or capitalism, but I have a problem when “fake writers” flood the market with numerous stories that end up obfuscating my search for genuinely good stories. If you were paid to write a story so that somebody else could sell it, would you put your best foot forward, or maybe hold back so that you did not have to compete with a superior story that you wrote yourself?

Assuming we only want to read stories written by the person whose name is on the cover, how can we tell the real writers from the fake ones? Unfortunately, the only guarantee I can give you is that I do not use ghostwriters. If you see a story with my name on it, and find it on the “personal works” page of this site, I wrote, edited, and published it myself. I cannot speak for any other writers. I can give you a few things that are hints of a fake writer. First, if it is a conglomerate of different stories rolled into one volume that is a good indication. If you buy a group of short stories at a cheap price, then sell them as a group of stories very cheap that is a way to get a great margin with minimal effort.

Another thing that can tip you off is a series that seems to have continuity problems. If you have an ongoing story that is not consistent with characters, plot points, or things just do not add up between stories in the series that is a sign of too many hands in the pot.

At the end of the day though, readers will read what they will. No business is without questionable aspects, and publishing is no different. Just be aware of what is going on, and be aware of which questions you want to ask yourself, and which questions hold no weight for you.

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Review – Riding with the Cop by J.S. Scott

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Sometimes you are just in the mood for a quickie. This is a story for one of those times. There is not much to it, just a basic story of a guy lures a woman into a house, and he manipulates her into having sex with him, even though she wanted to in the first place. They fall in love.

I do not know anyone who has personally had the cop fantasy, but I have read a few accounts of it on line. I guess there is an appeal about a guy who always carries handcuffs with him. The title can be a bit deceiving. If you pick this up looking for an intense BDSM fantasy read, you will be disappointed. He does handcuff her but that is the extent of it.

To be honest, this story does read more like a free sample of the author’s work rather than an entire story. I have nothing against authors marketing themselves, just be aware of that. I did get the story free, so I guess that comes with the territory.

If you are looking for something quick to read on your e-reader because you have a little “alone time,” or you are aching for a cop fantasy, this would probably be worth your time. Overall, there are better options out there.

Please feel free to leave comments about this story if you have any. If you have any suggestions about what I should read next, leave any comments for that.

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Review – Nerd Girls like it harder by Rachel Dunning

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Ever wonder what it would be like if one of those nerdy girls from television did porn? I do not mean the same actress just made a video; I mean the character actually left their world to become the main character of an erotic tale, complete with orgasms and money shots? Well, with this story you can see what it is actually like.

Our main protagonist Layla is a genuine nerd. She talks about algorithms, HTML, programming, and many other things the rest of us just take for granted. She even goes as far as trying to turn arousal and the probability of orgasms into a lab experiment. She does not orgasm during her first sexual experience, and then thinks using a chart will help her achieve one in the future. She has sex with the same guy and suddenly she falls in love and realizes that these things cannot be analyzed with a chart.

I was tempted to give this story two hearts for the heat. Dunning really gets into her scenes and the characters are enjoying themselves much more than fictional characters should be allowed. This one is guaranteed to get your mind and your heart racing. If you are looking for something to get you aroused, this should do it.

Layla is interesting as well. She manages to bring up key events in her life that shaped her personality while not getting in the way of the heat. Did I mention this one has good heat? Her guy is more interesting than most guys in these stories are. I know that is not saying much, but it is something.

The only thing that had me rolling my eyes was the clichés that were thrown in at the last moment. When the word love is thrown in, everybody panics. I guess that has to be save for the last story in the series. If you can overlook worn out plot devices, definitely give this one a read.

 

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Review – Untamed Magic by Eliza Gayle

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I found this one difficult to read. Maybe because I was running on not enough sleep, or it might have had something to do with the tone and the pace being all over the place. One minute the characters are getting it on, and then he thinks she is trying to kill him, so he ties her to the bed. They hate each other, then they have sex and they are in love. I know this story did not invent such a practice, but it does get old quick.

The story revolves around a family of four witches with a curse on them. They have to stay separated and use magic only when necessary. There is a prophecy that a woman will be their downfall. When Rena shows up, Graelen thinks that she is the woman who is going to bring about their downfall. So naturally, he starts to have sex with her. (As long as they are willing, am I right?)

There is a plot to this story but it becomes a bit convoluted when the author tries to build the world and explain how the magic works. The sex scenes feel like they were shoe horned in, as if the author forgot she was writing erotica and just threw them in there. The first sex scene involves Rena waking up after being unconscious and waking up next to Graelen. She does not know what happened, how she ended up in that bed, or why Graelen is lying next to her. Perfect time for sex in any woman’s mind, I guess.

The sex scenes are pretty hot, though they can still be frustrating because the magic stuff keeps interrupting like your little brother who wants to go to the mall. (Not that that has ever happened to me.) The description of the acts is all right, but I have read better.

If you do decided to pick this one up, make sure you are completely alert on a mental level. You have to pay close attention on this one or you could get lost. If you are somebody who thinks erotica does not need a plot, this one is not for you.

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